Should my boat ever roll in and I'm in a position to indulge then the first thing on the to do list is commission research in to why a single man with no pets, very rarely at home, no one staying over either, piles dust up the way it probably did in Thirties Kansas. It's all around, everywhere, even in the places in my flat I rarely use. I live in a dust bowl. How come ? I was told that a major cause of dust was shedding skin and hair. The former I'm prepared to accept, but the latter ? I don't have any ! Like many men of my age, it's a doughnut landscape up there: nothing in the centre, but a ragged ring around it. So where is it coming from ?