Until about an hour ago, I would have said it was easier to find a group sex encounter in London than it was to find a shirt I like and that was in my size.

Then, when all hope seemed lost, there was Marks and Sparks in Westfield.

Shirt in my size, a design I like, and more, and end of line remnant, which when I get to pay for it is n't the £25 I expected, the sales manager reduces after a little bout of faux bartering - how much do you want to pay ? - to just £2.