I do not like Football, in spite of the obvious irony, that I was a very good player when I was younger. There are reasons for my detestation, and some time, I'll explain why. But even if I did still like it, there's no way I could force myself to watch England. Watching them struggle against a fast, fluid, deft Egypt, wearing the lead boots that all England sides seem to wear is more than a mortal can bear. The pain to joy ratio is too much. There is no joy.