All around me I hear the sound of dust being blown off CVs.

Whereas years ago I was like one of these Norfolk coast villages miles from the cliff-face, today I'm running in mid-air like a cartoon figure, competing with myriad others for a job.

We were told, all 110, that our team was being root and branch restructured, with 95% of us having to pass an assessment to get a job. When the music stops, you all sit down....