Caution items may have shifted during flight. They have. My back's killing me since I got off the train from Birmingham. I'm having to do the old man shuffle - two hands massaging an unforgiving back muscle and all of it bent double - just to get around my flat.

This is definitely muscular. Wonder if toting that damn laptop across Birmingham is the culprit? I need everything to shift back the way it was status quo ante. Looking to you, Sleep, to do what you need to. In your hands right now. No pressure.