A typical office IM conversation

"Seen your scorecard?"

"Yeah."

"So, what do you think?"

"Well, just about impossible"

"Same targets as me then."

"Probably"

" Cure for the common cold?"

"Yep, got that one"

"Something about global warming?"

"That's in there"

"This is ridicolous, we'll end up paying them money back! "