"Top hat, new shoes, everybody's crazy about a sharp-dressed man..."

But no one's feeling that way about a crazily dressed man. I need a new set of threads to go out in. Jeans no longer maketh the man. Boot heels are worn to nubs; jeans more frayed then a thousand year old Arabian carpet, and shirts scorched and burnt by careless ironing.

Going to be shelling out for something decent post pay-day