Think I need to row back a little on the amount of Frasier episodes I'm watching on Youtube; a few nights ago, I was dreaming I was a psychiatrist.

If I was asked what I'd actually like to be right now, at this very second in fact, then it'd be that worthy profession of epigramist. I saw this diamond in The Guardian's Education supplement today, and I can't stop thinking of how irreducibly precise it is a description of today's webbed up and wireless world: "To the digital native, the analogue becomes wondrous".

Hole in one. Those words sum it up.