Marmite Chocolate. Can't believe it. The fusion of my two favourite foods.

Chocolate I view as virtually medicine - all life's healing resides in cocoa; and Marmite occupies the same place as nectar does for the Gods.

This is what Christmas is all about: pushing back culinary frontiers.

Tastes nice too, and on sale in off all places, Robert Dyas Hardware shops.

Christmas Angel, you have come early.