God, I know all about spam. My e-mail address must be on every spammers list. I'm swamped every day. And what's so frightening is that they are just so clairvoyant: how do they know that I have poor credit that only they can repair; that my current mortgage rate really is too high; that I'm crying out for non prescription medication to put an end to all my sexual problems. And those very nice Nigerians, who keep begging me to keep hold of zillions in my account just for a few weeks.

By the way, if you thought spam was bad, wait till you start getting spim. Its spam for mobiles. Never going to end.